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dirkstriderschoicebooty:

holydestruction:

fangirlandproudofit:

I think a lot of people on tumblr need to see this.

Watch it

watch it

watch it

  1. watch it
  2. watch it
  3. watch it
  • just fucking watch it

I just watched a bunch of this guy’s videos and they’re pretty sweet, go check him out

cupcakesandbrimstone:

i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while

like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’

lord-of-the-assbutts: my goal in life is to be Tim

lord-of-the-assbutts:

my goal in life is to be Tim

(Source: win95changedmylife)

What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

kennedyclintonkat:

i did a thing

this obviously isn’t exhaustive - these aren’t all the reasons why these women are feminists, and it’s certainly not all the feminists in pop culture at the moment

if i forgot anyone please put them in the reblogs

shalrath:

low-key-lyesmith:

shalrath:

this website’s attitude towards people who simply didn’t know something is probably more toxic than anything in the vicinity of 100 meters from the chernobyl nuclear factory wreck

Well maybe because 90% of the people who don’t know something are just too stupid to use google. 

are you implying i have to type every single sentence i see on tumblr into google to check if its a goddamn mass media reference or if its something youve written rn

biacomcafe:

theravenandthesun:

HAHAHAHAHA!

If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.

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Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.

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Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.

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I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!

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Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…

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But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…

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HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-

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(Source: gamingappreciation)

(Source: michaelsocha)

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I think if Oasis can be summed up by the line “Tonight i’m a rock n roll star”. Then i reckon for us it’s “Tonight i’ve got no idea how i ended up here
— Alex Turner (2006)

(Source: watchingcowboyfilms)

→ In the Wisconsin Senate, while debating a new law that would make abortions more difficult to come by, Democrats microphones were shut off, in order to allow the Senate to vote without any further debate.

timekiller-s:

I’m pretty sure Rachel Maddow had the video of this display of asshattery.

[EDIT: I had linked wrong clip. I have fixed this and linked the right clip.]

(Source: thepoliticalfreakshow)

jacknoir-sexual:

dirksempai:

friendly reminder that codename: kids next door had an entire episode about bras

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i think u mean battle ready armour 

(Source: a-ballistic-toucan)

ectoproctologist:

I love how the excitement for Animal Crossing is cut short because of E3

And then the next day

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bitch i aint done yet